Conversations

I wanted to give all of you out there an opportunity to get to know me a little better, see what makes me tick. That's why I invited my dear friend Matt McInnis to put me in the hot seat for an interview via instant message. If you ever want to sit down for some Conversations just let me know!

MM: Ok, first of all I'd like to say how honoured I am to be a part of your blog.

TK: Well it's truly an honor to have you

MM: Let’s just get this started: Describe Anderson Cooper in seven words.

TK: Does OMG count as one word or three??

MM: One

TK: “OMG Loves My Future Husband. Silver Fox!”
I mean have you SEEN him?!
I love it
And he’s a blue blood!

MM: I think that All-4-One should sing at the 2008 inauguration. And before Barack gives his pledge, he should begin with "I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky...to uphold the constitution...etc etc" Do you think this would be good for America?

TK: Would what be good? All-4-One?
I think Barack is good
I think Hillz is good

MM: Duff or Clinton?

TK: Wait, is this a new, unrelated question? Like ‘who would I rather eff?’ or are you asking me to clarify? Because in both cases the answer is Duff.

MM: In both cases I respect your answer.

TK: Thank you.
I adore respect

MM: **********And now for the Lightning Round**********
Cargo Pants?

TK: Hate ‘em

MM: Miley Cyrus?

TK says: I love the idea of her

MM: Super 8 or Days Inn, for a good night’s rest?

TK: Days Inn, hands down. I've frequented the one in SeaTac. It's superb

MM: Doping in pro-sports?

TK: I want it

MM: Doping in College?

TK: I’m sorry I don't understand. Was that a question or an observation?

MM: Favorite Davis sister?

TK: Lot-Bot

MM: Favorite Olson Twin?

TK: Duh, Mary-Kate

MM: Zefron or the Tis? To have over for dinner.

TK: Oh God, NOW we're getting to the tough ones!
…Zac. Oh! But you know I love the Tis!
That’s it. I'm changing my answer to Tis.

MM: Let’s stick with the Disney theme: If you could have two unaffiliated Disney Characters over for dinner, who would you invite?

TK: I'm going to go with Prince Philip and Belle

MM: What would be on the menu?

TK: It would be primarily French, for Belle

MM: Lots of creams?

TK: No creams, that’s not fitness. Reductions for sure, though. Roasts. I'm seeing roasts.

MM: If you could create a spin off for a trio of Disney characters, all from different movies, who would they be, and what sort of shenanigans would we find them in?

TK: I’d really like to see Beast, Mary Poppins and Buzz Lightyear running an upscale hotel in Miami á la Blanche, Rose and Sophia in the Golden Girls’ spin-off The Golden Palace.

MM: Okay, let’s talk music: If you could have one musical artist from the 70s 80s or 90s serenade you for the rest of your life, and that was ALL the music you were allowed to listen to, who would it be? (NOTE: They are playing it live for you at your house or in your car. They can even sit in the front seat)

TK: This is a good one. A question: Do they only sing songs from their repertoire, or can I teach them to new songs?

MM: It is unfair to expect them to learn ALL the top 40 hits of the day, but they can learn a few covers. It’s a free world.

TK: A lot of artists come to mind: Christina Aguilera, Sting, Whitney Houston. But I think it’s between En Vogue and James Taylor. (Or Justin Timberlake)

MM: Favorite Spice Girl?

TK: Then or Now?

MM: For all time

TK: ALL TIME!?
Mel B.

MM: 5ive or BSB?

TK: What are you talking about? I don't even know who 5ive are anymore!

MM: But I'm sure they read your blog

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, what defines the term "Rudebox" to you?

TK: A Rudebox is an offense. A supreme offense. It is typically done out of pure malice often for the enjoyment of the offender and his crew. That, and probably a vagina.

MM: Well, AJ Kous, I’d like to thank you for allowing me into your world for the evening. I think we’ve all learned a little something.

TK: Please, Teo, the pleasure is all mine!